idea behind the site
i were bored in between classes, so i thought, oi, i'll start up the old fardreamer site again. by the hoo-way, the site name comes from an online name I go by- ashla fardreamer. ashla was a word used in the original scripts for star wars, being a name for the light side of the force. fardreamer is the last name of a starship mechanic in one of the novels (cole fardreamer), who was from tatooine and wanted to be a pilot like luke skywalker (till he found out luke was a jedi and that accounted for a lot of his piloting skills... poor cole).

the theory: the chain of infatuation
okay here's my theory on why it's okay to "fantasise" about lij... everybody's gotta have somebody, right? well, i have lij, lij has his french women, french women have richard gere (reeshar jehr, as they pronounce it, hehehe...long story), richard gere has...whoever...ermmm, don't really want to think about who richard gere thinks about. at any rate it's one big chain! (i were discribing it as a circle, but then someone asked me, if that were followed to it's logical end, then wouldn't someone be fantasising about you? i ceased to be amused....)




abbreviations

okay, so if you're confused as to wot all those abbreviations mean, here's a quick guide (email me if there's one you don't get):

anh- a new hope (episode iv)
aotc- attack of the clones (ep ii)
cos- chamber of secrets
ep- episode
fotr- fellowship of the ring
gof- goblet of fire
hp- harry potter
ootp- order of the phoenix
pj- peter jackson
poa- prisoner of azkaban
sp- usually smashing pumpkins, but also possibly sneaker pimps (you kind of have to figure it out)
ss- sorcerer's stone
sw- star wars
tesb- the empire strikes back (ep. v)
tfn- theforce.net
torn- theonering.net
tpm- the phantom menace (ep i)
ttt- the two towers
rotj- return of the jedi (ep. vi)
rotk- return of the king
v-very, for the mentally challenged
vsd- very secret diaries of fellowship by cassandra claire

more to be added when i'm not so lazy...also coming, a guide to nicknames!!


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and here are the nicknames!! sort of...

elijah wood- lij, elwood, the monkey, frojah, o androgenous one, the hottie hothot

orlando bloom- orli, legorlando, leggylulu, leggylando, pointy eared bow twanger, suicide boy, our little pirate, the elf, poncy pants, pants

dominic monaghan- dom, the minkey, adhd boy, dommie, dommie-poo hahahahaha dommiekins hahahahahahaha (i love you rach, really i do)

peter jackson- pj, the hobbit, that wanky git

george lucas- georgie, the other hobbit
...more soon...


here are my alternative curses...

dom/dommit/goddommit- hehehe, giddit, dominic hahahahaha

shire!/wot the shire?

wot the frodo? (tho, frodo me and frodo you don't quite roll off the tongue, do they)

in the name of gollum!/for gollum's sake!

from jo: in dom's name!

ermm... more sillyness as i think of it :P

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hannah_muffin_poohead@yahoo.com

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